It took all of one day for Marvel Rivals to enrage players after the release of season 9 with a new, unasked for, and slightly confusing patch. It buffed tons of heroes some of which in no way needed a helping hand.
“Our temporal scanners have been working overtime, analyzing battlefield telemetry and listening to chatter from you, the community,” a blog post explains. “We’ve seen the meta shifting, and to ensure the combat arena remains as dynamic and competitive as possible, we are deploying this emergency hotfix. Rest assured, our Watchers will remain vigilant, and further recalibrations will be made as new threats emerge.”
My guess is that by ‘temporal scanners’ NetEase means ‘hero pick rate list’ and a decision has been made to try and get each and every hero’s pick rate up, or at least above 1% (looking at you Storm). Unfortunately, the way in which NetEase has gone about this isn’t exactly slick.
LIke buffing Cyclops and Gambit—yes you heard that right—I’ve played against both Gambit and Cyclops since this patch, and it sucks just as much as you’d expect. It’s also improved Black Widows kit while also making her completely homogenous with other hitscan heroes. But the most frustrating part of the latest patch is all the general buffs to Strategists.